Subject: THE 6 BEST SMART ANSWERS OF 2006:
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> > SMART ASS ANSWER #6
> > It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines.
> > "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in
> > front.
> > "What are my choices?" John asked.
> > "Yes or no," she replied.
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER #5
> > A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
> > tickets.
> > As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he
> > opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she
> > said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER #4
> > A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store
> > but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
> > She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
> > The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER #3
> > The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
> > rolled down his window.
> > "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
> > The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
> > When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
> > without a ticket.
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER #2
> > A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
> > reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead
> > of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
> > Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop
> > gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his
> > hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
> > delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006:
> > A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
> > class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
> > I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
> > illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
> > excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his
> > hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering
> > from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced
> > to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
> > knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I
> > guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."