Four Word Story

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on but a micro

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cassette player and tiny

[Joshrandom]

orange hats that failed

[NaRyan]

to make it big

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

like the spice sluts

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plaintive excuses for music

[Grinning Grunny]

but was really an

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undercover agent for the

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cheese marketing board, who

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wanted unpasturised cheese for

[NaRyan]

the French old moaners

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for their frogs legs

[Joshrandom]

on toast. It was

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a foggy day, and

[NaRyan]

the BBC weather forcast

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was sunny and clear

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but storm clouds were

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noticed on the western

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front just behind the

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mountains and descending on

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

a small seaside resort

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locally known for hauntings  

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and spare tyre distributors

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for off road shopping

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and wheelie bin racing

[Grinning Grunny]

up the tower block

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with only one zimmer-frame

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(full bins) without dropping

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one single spice girl

[Woodles]

unlikely as it seems

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even though all of

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the spice was rotten

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and disintegrating. Still, they

[Grinning Grunny]

tried to have a

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reunion, but it failed

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for the 49th time

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

because they were crap

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but popular with hard

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core prepubescent acne riddled

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lovers of untalented show-offs

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. Meanwhile at Infinity Avenue

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residents of number 238,765,321,567,666,762,842,100,021

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

were out, but next

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door @ Hilberts Hotel

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new guests were arriving

[Joshrandom]

to find that the

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infinity +1 equals.....

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more room for all

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at a competitive price

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and with no shortage

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of extras for discerning

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patrons. Unfortunately the sauna

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had an infinite improberbility

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curve thermostat so things

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might or might not  :oops:

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become cooled or heated

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resulting in some stiff

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floppy ears on the

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mutant rabbit and bowed

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hare on the jugged

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input coil and fried

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with every conceivable variation

[Woodles]

of organically fed hamster.

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Outside, snow was blowing

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and risking arrest again

[Woodles]

Santa was about to

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empty his sack of

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a years supply of  :?

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broken promises and heartbreak

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when Rudolph looked ready

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

for stuffing and gravy

[Joshrandom]

with an assortment of

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Rhino horn, powdered goats'

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milk, roasted sheep's eyeballs

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and that all time

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favourite - sauteed walrus brains

[Grinning Grunny]

all decorated with Whiskas,

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and Boneos. Afterwards, steamed

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possum livers with lightly

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grilled whale blubber covered

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in "Finest" beef dripping

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garnished with shredded belladonna

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nettle strips and a

[Joshrandom]

dead hedgehog, were served

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on Blackpool Beach during

[Joshrandom]

the great potato famine

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as an alternative to

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Winkle tips and slivered

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squid with octopus kidney

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

sautéed with green scabs

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diced eyeball, aeortic tissue

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and the stomach lining

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of a lesser spotted

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greater crested white striped

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Spice Bint, unfortunately common

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manners prevents Sir Cracked

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from emptying his bowels

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in a pulic place

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but what he will

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do is continue his