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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:08 am
by Joshrandom
,yet subtle, hint of

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:19 am
by hgblade
roast potatoes and mashed

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:10 pm
by simplespud
holly berries, with Christmas

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:48 pm
by UBT - Rick Horn
pudding laced with rum

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:01 pm
by hgblade
and polish spirit with

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:23 pm
by simplespud
generous helpings of festive

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:09 pm
by hgblade
singing and dancing. Boxing

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:12 am
by simplespud
kangaroos boogie across the

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:38 am
by hgblade
plains, seeking a suitable

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:57 am
by UBT - Rick Horn
venue to hold a

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:41 pm
by hgblade
New Year Party, inviting

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:15 pm
by simplespud
Noah and his collection

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:32 pm
by hgblade
of Cabbage Patch dolls

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:08 pm
by simplespud
, four adventurous hobbits and

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:22 pm
by hgblade
the entire cast of

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:42 pm
by UBT - Mikee
The Sound Of Music.

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:48 pm
by hgblade
Meanwhile, Captain Kirk embarked

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:01 pm
by simplespud
to locate a small

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:32 am
by hgblade
asteroid somewhere in the

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:28 pm
by UBT-mark3346
groin region of a

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:15 pm
by hgblade
400 kilo hairy quadruped

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:42 pm
by Joshrandom
called Susan, last seen

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:46 pm
by hgblade
hurtling through the dark

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:09 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
towards an unknown goal

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:08 pm
by hgblade
where time and space

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:07 am
by UBT-mark3346
closed early on Thursday

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:01 pm
by hgblade
evening, allowing under-aged pot-bellied

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:56 pm
by UBT-mark3346
crickets to stroke their

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:16 am
by hgblade
chins thoughtfully, before pulling

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:45 am
by UBT-mark3346
the wings off tiny

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:10 am
by hgblade
fire flies lighting the

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:17 pm
by UBT-mark3346
half rotten carcass of

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:43 pm
by hgblade
a deformed, hairless Arctic

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:11 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
dingleberry, frozen, defrosted, reconstituted

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:22 pm
by hgblade
in Iceland before being

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:24 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
shipped in an unrefrigerated

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:13 pm
by hgblade
combine harvester otherwise used

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:17 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
to cut disestablished clergyman

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:55 pm
by hgblade
from the clutches of

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:56 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
rabid Tibeten snow geese

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:46 pm
by hgblade
chasing one-armed bearded octogenarians

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:01 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
through waist-deep sticky

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:05 pm
by hgblade
buns lovingly baked by

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:02 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
one armed flat footed

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:17 pm
by hgblade
policemen(persons?? :? ) after raids on

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:13 am
by Quacky
Senegalese factory producing inflatable

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:35 am
by hgblade
truncheons as sold by

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:47 pm
by simplespud
Del and Rodney, when

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:59 pm
by hgblade
along came Polly, with

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:28 am
by Quacky
an exciting array of

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:57 am
by hgblade
bedknobs and broomsticks which

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:43 pm
by UBT - Mikee
were made of cheese

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:58 pm
by hgblade
and sliced ham with

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:26 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
mustard and hot pickled

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:56 pm
by hgblade
gherkins marinaded in white

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:15 pm
by UBT - Mikee
wine. Changing the subject

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:56 pm
by UBT - Rick Horn
to flying saucer spotting

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:44 pm
by hgblade
I once came across

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:54 pm
by UBT - bobuk
an old man selling








b. :D

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:41 am
by hgblade
his soul in a

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:16 am
by UBT - bobuk
big red leather box







b. :D

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:16 am
by hgblade
and trying to convince

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:16 pm
by UBT - bobuk
people that it was






b. :D

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:47 pm
by hgblade
for the good of

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:56 pm
by UBT - bobuk
the tooth fairy who












b. :D

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:39 am
by hgblade
could no longer give

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:17 am
by UBT - bobuk
six old pence to

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:41 am
by hgblade
children with very large

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:37 am
by UBT - bobuk
noses, because it may





b. :D

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:41 pm
by hgblade
be seen as a

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:02 pm
by UBT - bobuk
blemish on male and

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:19 am
by hgblade
female characteristics, which would

Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:15 am
by UBT - bobuk
bring health and safety






b. :D

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:07 pm
by hgblade
inspectors, complete with clipboards,

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:00 pm
by UBT - bobuk
hard hats, steel toe






b. :D

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:02 am
by hgblade
shoes and woolly mitts

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:24 am
by UBT - bobuk
even they can look





b. :D

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:40 pm
by hgblade
as debonair and sophisticated

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:02 pm
by UBT - bobuk
as a monkey up









b. :D

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:45 am
by hgblade
a tree of poisonous

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:03 pm
by UBT - bobuk
mushrooms and no where






b. :D

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:17 am
by hgblade
to hide except inside

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:58 am
by UBT - bobuk
a large shoe. But







b. :D

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:14 pm
by hgblade
wait, what's that enormous

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:34 pm
by UBT - bobuk
pair of trainer doing








b. :D

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:12 pm
by hgblade
on the bride's mother's

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:42 pm
by UBT - bobuk
she was not very







b. :D

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:33 pm
by hgblade
stable, especially after a

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:55 pm
by UBT - bobuk
few gin and tonics








b. :D

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:13 am
by hgblade
laced with Theakston's Old

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:27 am
by UBT - bobuk
classic ale. drunk out

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:13 am
by hgblade
of the groom's top

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:04 pm
by Joshrandom
trumps trophy set that

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:47 pm
by hgblade
were handed down by

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:00 am
by UBT - Mikee
the river.

Meanwhile, at

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:34 pm
by Joshrandom
number ten Downing Street

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:07 pm
by UBT - bobuk
the maid was doing








b. :D

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:29 pm
by hgblade
cleaning in the secret

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:22 pm
by UBT - bobuk
bunker next to the





b. :D

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:27 pm
by UBT - Mikee
secret coffee machine and