Four Word Story

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:22 pm

pineapple cores interlaced with

Post by **Woodles** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:35 pm

reclaimed fluff from trouser

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:34 pm

gussets, Gussets cooked slowly

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:56 pm

over an aldis lamp

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:49 pm

then waxed with ear

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:51 pm

while signalling (... .--. .. -.-. . / --. .. .-. .-.. ...)

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:21 pm

to make a new :lol:
(grrrrrrr morse I have enough trouble with english an klingon ffs

)

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:52 pm

and never seen before

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:54 pm

Top 10 album just

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:04 pm

as they were about

UBT - The Prof.... · Post by **UBT - The Prof....** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:21 pm

lift off for outer

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:27 pm

Mongolia to see their

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:29 pm

fan club (chairman sir

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:37 pm

Tekit Wongway), who took

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:43 pm

no time in deciding

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:00 am

to kill the Spice

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:08 am

and so save the

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:11 am

planet from cruel exposure

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:48 am

to extreme auditory pain.

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:02 am

Recovery from this exposure

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:43 am

takes long sessions with

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:47 am

'ANTI-SpiceAfesteringSOREonTHEbuttocksOFaRABIDdigoITUS' cream

Hey! man streach the rules............

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:52 am

Applied with a baseball

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:54 am

bat, swung with great

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:57 am

force, driven home repetedly

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:57 am

enthusiasm at the thought

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:57 am

of a city littered

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:01 am

with discarded copies of

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:05 am

"Spice Bimbos- talentless jerks!"

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:59 pm

wrapped in the latest

UBT - The Prof.... · Post by **UBT - The Prof....** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:20 pm

edition of "Hijackers today...

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:18 pm

..or What Shoe Monthly

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:41 pm

(Special Edition - Sandals For

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:52 pm

Hire- an exclusive behind

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:24 pm

the toes peek". computers

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:30 pm

are never to be

UBT - The Prof.... · Post by **UBT - The Prof....** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:01 pm

used except in dire

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:35 pm

emergencies. Instead, two wires

UBT - The Prof.... · Post by **UBT - The Prof....** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:18 pm

shoulb be attached to

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:42 pm

each ear lobe, before

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:55 pm

casting the head into

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:45 pm

a warm vat of

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:24 pm

fresh rats vomit and

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:26 pm

Busweiser, enhanced with a

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:38 pm

light dusting of cream

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:44 pm

cheese. The entire experience

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:45 pm

could be described as

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:07 pm

a warning to potential

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:11 pm

zebra rustlers .The cunning

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:17 pm

Dik Dik evaded the

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:28 pm

Guns of Navarone before

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:32 pm

the 300 could rub

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:04 am

Linseed oil into the

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:14 am

warm, soft and wet

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:18 am

cloth before applying it

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:24 am

to the parts other

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:45 am

Spice Wanabes cannot hope

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:02 am

must never be allowed

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:31 am

to live, kill Spicers

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:05 am

-Bland food alliance slogan

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:27 am

say. Meanwhile back at

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:42 am

the crunchie farm, turkish

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:59 am

delight and crunchy nut

melter65 · Post by **melter65** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:07 am

AKA Cereal Spice, is

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:08 am

bathing in asses milk

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:55 am

with a pair of

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:13 am

Big Pams buoyancy aids

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:21 am

to make them look

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:31 am

firm and ready for

Post by **Woodles** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:36 am

her long awaited evening

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:48 am

out, under the Stars

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:16 am

Spice has been under

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:12 pm

a shrink for some

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:33 pm

time, to cure her

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:02 pm

from dillusions of talent

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:11 pm

and people like her,

UBT - The Prof.... · Post by **UBT - The Prof....** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:49 pm

sad case that she

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:20 pm

and her equally talentless

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:55 pm

but sadly very rich

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:02 pm

husband, meanwhile at "Quasimodo's"

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:05 pm

a customer was vigorously

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:06 pm

shaking a waiter who

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:53 pm

contained four pounds 50p

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:02 pm

when, with a tremendous

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:30 pm

ear-piercing wail, in walked

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:49 pm

The Man From Uncle

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:08 pm

The Woman from Aunty

Grinning Grunny · Post by **Grinning Grunny** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:20 pm

plus Boy Robin and

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:57 pm

Zelda with the big

melter65 · Post by **melter65** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:03 pm

sword, which the waiter

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:18 pm

grabbed and smothered in

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:28 pm

goose fat and chipolata

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:35 pm

sausage with a hint

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:57 pm

of tarragon and raspberries

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:21 am

adding a sexy spice :lol:

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:30 am

with ginger undertones highlighting

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:40 am

the underlying conflict between

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:41 am

The force and the

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:06 am

antagonistic rulers of the

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:29 am

Univerese, who smote spice