Four Word Story

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lead paint so they

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

prevent rusty pain and

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prepare for the  rebirth

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of Aunt Jessie's Golden

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Globe of hope and

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wanton extravagance. Despite this

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Tesco's continued to offer

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Club card points on  :roll:

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mouse traps and cheese

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but not on clubs

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spades or hearts. Diamonds

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from sierra leone were

[NaRyan]

given away with used

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kensitas ciggy coupons if

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you had a note

[Joshrandom]

from the president of

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tinidad and tobago shipping

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flying and postal fleet

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to keep charges at

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a level to return

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cricket balls and plastic

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pen tops to Sir

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Botham of the hallowed

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

stumps of boggy buggy

[melter65]

which was quite a

[sigma-7]

Mouthful to say the

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least. Meanwhile, a fracas

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had broken out at

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at the deli counter

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over marzipan knockwurst pizza

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the "half-fat" riots of

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South Glamorgan zombie freaks

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were nothing in comparison

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to the outrage and

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and scandal that followed

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after it was revealed

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in the local paper

[NaRyan]

that ninja gerbils were

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were being caught for

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use in experimental cosmology

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involving solar radiation exposure

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at low frequency levels

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and then being fed

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to American Shuttle crews

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to keep the calcium  :lol:

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from entering the high

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temple of the tree

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goddess sat under the

[NaRyan]

desk of website owners

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who did not crunch

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

but slopped about like

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lost sole in choppy

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waters. Peering over the

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Rim of the Black

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Knights bowl, Harpic in

[NaRyan]

the level 6 chilli

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paste only added to

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the confusion. "What shall

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we have for dessert?

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

cried a small apricot

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wondering about peach melba

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Melba, What a peach

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- I'm going bananas over

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the very thought of

[Joshrandom]

someone of that stature

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daring to intrude into

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that most sacred of

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hot creamy, thick, yellow

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custard creamed with rich

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lemon flavored ice cream

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drizzled over sliced roasted

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North american rabid sea

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urchin with sliced purple

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plums.

Somewhere nearby, a

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big fat red monster

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with silky smooth thighs

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wearing a green cardigan

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pulling tightly against pert

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horns and a pot

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belly with enormous love

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throbing hard against the

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pair of large creamy

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

size ten tennis shoes

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glistening wet with honey

[Grinning Grunny]

from a pot of

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discarded axil grease leftover

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from yesterday's burger bar

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with the delicate fragrance

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of rotting eggs with

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smelly sock, toe nail

[Grinning Grunny]

bunions, fungi and other

[NaRyan]

flavourings from Mcdonalds new

[Woodles]

range of healthy eating

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"You got it" range

[NaRyan]

of by one die

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twice if you are

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unfortunate enough to receive

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a tax demand from

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the slobbering hounds of

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Ken Livingstone's traffiic enforcement