Four Word Story

[Joshrandom]

in Tina Turners estimation.

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

That a man could

[Grinning Grunny]

could go where no

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

else wanted to. Python

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bulging as the pheromones

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swirled and surged within

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causing an uncontrollable build-up

[Grinning Grunny]

noxious compounds within and

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an unscheduled release of

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the spice girl comeback

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new and exclusive inflatable

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floppy disk from the

[melter65]

mid seventies video game

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Spice-Invaders, the cellulite attacks

[Grinning Grunny]

tucked tightly into elasticated

[hgblade]

long-johns much favoured by

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the aging female comeback

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group, supported by a

[Grinning Grunny]

spiced up image, who

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were so desperate to

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make a few more

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

pounds as they had

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just a frog and

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fourty-seven days left to

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solve the mystery of

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who let the dogs

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poo on the carpet?

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The bean-pole denied everything

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

and the Queen of

[Joshrandom]

Hearts was strangely absent

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except for the faint

[Grinning Grunny]

lingering of delectable scent

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of an ageing ginger

[Joshrandom]

Tomcat with bladder problems

[Grinning Grunny]

and a growth on

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the tip of his

[Grinning Grunny]

eyelash, this gave him

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

an evil air of

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sly cunning, which he

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used to entice a

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normally shy and retiring

[melter65]

Baby Spice out of

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her shell and into

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a waiting limousine, which

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whisked her away to

[Grinning Grunny]

(ubt?) Halifax, where she was

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met by a posh

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but not very classy

[sigma-7]

The pair of them

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were killed outright by

[Woodles]

a member of the

[Grinning Grunny]

supreme beings clan, but

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

DEAD they were, DEAD

[Grinning Grunny]

just like the parrot

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

dead spice, dead spice

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no more, gone, left

[Grinning Grunny]

it is deceased. Then

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as if by magic

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it was reincarnated as

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Jake the Peg's extra

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ear, his leg being

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currently at a saw

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mill being ripped apart

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to make spare bits

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for spice coffins, deceased..



anybody getting the idea I don't like the spice girls?

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or at least unwell

[Joshrandom]

with a slight head

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missing, corpses trampled by

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a tribe of eskimo's

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enroute to a whale

[Grinning Grunny]

with Scary Spice riding


(does a Mutly impression, He loves em really, you can tell)

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an Ariel square four

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little mermaid packing an

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AK47 and frag grenades

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ready for a rampage  :shock:

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on her new wii




b.

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brother Joc Mc donald  :lol:

[melter65]

AKA Tartan Spice, who

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and his little burgers

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known as the 'Dippers'

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all opted for a

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very long and slow

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Tango, with fizzy ginger

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spice and a wet

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flannel, as is common

[Grinning Grunny]

in the realm of

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the sporty one and

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her loud and untalented

[NaRyan]

super hero in training,

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who all died, tragicaly

[NaRyan]

while rescuing a kitten

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from the clutches of

[NaRyan]

the evil Darth Catnip,

[Woodles]

during his long awaited

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lecture on the feline

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

urban drug abuse problem

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and the easy way

[Woodles]

to seamlessly join both

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kitten and frog clones

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using tissue from severed