Four Word Story

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an ambidextrous gun-toting American

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with the maximum number

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of fingers on each

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appendage and more than

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a couple of dozen

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eggs all in one  :o

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frying pan with bacon

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sausage and black pudding

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to say nothing of

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onions, burgers and chips

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.The breakfast menu aside

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it was time to

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start preparing the Sunday

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sacrifice to bless crunchers

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worldwise, but especially team

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members from the home

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planet of Galafrey where

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before its total destruction

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there was just time

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to call the doctor

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and sign him up

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with his multi-multi processors

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and handy "vortex of

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reciprocating mega bus drivers"

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known throughout the universe

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as Stan and Jack

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. Sliding slowly to the

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basement of Marks and

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Marks, outfitters to the

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inhabitants of Saturn's outer

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ring, a place best

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known for the 12-legged

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chicken, and KFC factory

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where genetically modified chickens

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replaced pigeons normally used

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to carry messages to

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far flung parts of

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The Isle of Wight

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and the rest of

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the currently known world.

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The flood waters continued

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to fall steadily, uncovering

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herself, Posh spice exclaimed

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"I don't think much

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of that shower - the

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water was far too

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wet  - I demanded extra

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dry water, just like

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they make dry ice

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" David meanwhile was searching

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for that little something

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known as his brain

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and not having much

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luck, decided to call

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in some help but

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Dorothy and the Scarecrow

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were otherwise engaged, following

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their appearance on Strictly

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Haymaking with Farmer Boyce

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and the Tractor Boys

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crack team of Canary

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pluckers and multiple duck

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whistlers with extra falsetto

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came to a swift








b.

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end with plenty of

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lawn mowers and hedge








b.  :D

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strimmers causing a multiple

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pile up on all








b.

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lanes of the M25.

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Across the Channel a

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striking french lorry driver

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, blue eyed and large

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around the middle, blockaded

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himself much to the

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amusement of the Belgian

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Foreign Ministry, who were

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delighted at last to

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something remotely interesting to

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a frenchie, especially one

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who was so representative

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of their near neighbours.

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He ranted "My blockade

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is the strongest by








b.

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a frenchman made today.

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Without further ado he

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exposed his massive French

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ego and proceeded to

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rub his really tiny

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fingers up and down

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his collection of onions

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a favourite pastime for

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the majority of beret

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wearing bicycling members of

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the tiny nuts club

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(lady members with Brazilian

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coffee beans the size

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of a pair of

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cashew nuts. Undaunted, the

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intrepid mountaineer from Amsterdam

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clicked his clogs together